Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a \ | philosophy, a way of life which is | | logical and beneficial. We cannot | | disregard that philosophy merely for | | personal gain, no matter how important | | that gain might be. | | | | -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate | \ 3842.4 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;