Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In fact.. based on this model of what \ | the NSA is and isn't... many of the | | people reading this are members of the | | NSA... /. is afterall 'News for Nerds'. | | | | NSA MONDAY MORNING {at the coffee | | machine): NSA AGENT 1: Hey guys, did | | you check out slashdot over the | | weekend? | | | | AGENT 2: No, I was installing Mandrake | | 6.1 and I coulnd't get the darn | | | | ppp connection up.. | | | | AGENT 1: Well check it out... they're | | on to us. | | | \ -- Chris Moyer/ ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;