Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In Columbia, Pennsylvania, it is \ | against the law for a pilot to tickle a | | female flying student under her chin | | with a feather duster in order to get | \ her attention. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;