Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Humility is the first of the virtues -- \ | for other people. | | | \ -- Oliver Wendell Holmes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;