Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Fakir, n: \ | | | A psychologist whose charismatic data | | have inspired almost | | | | religious devotion in his followers, | | even though the sources | | | | seem to have shinnied up a rope and | \ vanished. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;