Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: What's the difference between Bell \ | Labs and the Boy Scouts of America? A: | \ The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;