Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Complete \ | | | Nature is complete because it does not | | serve itself. The sage places himself | | after and finds himself before, Ignores | | his desire and finds himself content. | | He is complete because he does not | | serve himself. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;