Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost \ | two days you've run wild and insisted | | on chatting with persons who've never | | existed. Such carryings-on in our | | peaceable jungle! We've had quite | | enough of you bellowing bungle! And I'm | | here to state," snapped the big | | kangaroo, "That your silly nonsensical | | game is all through!" And the young | | kangaroo in her pouch said, "Me, too!" | | | | "With the help of the Wickersham | | Brothers and dozens of Wickersham | | Uncles and Wickersham Cousins and | | Wickersham In-Laws, whose help I've | | engaged, You're going to be roped! And | | you're going to be caged! And, as for | | your dust speck... Hah! That we shall | | boil in a hot steaming kettle of | | Beezle-Nut oil!" | | | \ -- Dr. Seuss "Horton Hears a Who" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;