Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Clovis' Consideration of an Atmospheric \ | Anomaly: | | | | The perversity of nature is nowhere | | better demonstrated | | | | than by the fact that, when exposed to | | the same atmosphere, | | | | bread becomes hard while crackers | \ become soft. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;