Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A Parable of Modern Research: \ | | | Bob has lost his keys in a room which | | is dark except for one brightly lit | | corner. | | | | "Why are you looking under the light, | | you lost them in the dark!" | | | \ "I can only see here." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;