Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Kaufman's Law: \ | | | A policy is a restrictive document to | | prevent a recurrence | | | | of a single incident, in which that | \ incident is never mentioned. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;