Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The, uh, snowy mountains are like \ | really cold, eh? And the, um, plains | | stretch out like my moms girdle, eh? | | There's lotsa beers and doughnuts for | | everyone, eh? So the last one to be | | peaceful and everything is a big idiot, | | Eh? So shut yer face up and dry yer | | mucklucks by the fire, eh? And dream | | about girls with their high beams on, | | eh? They may be cold, but that's okay! | | Beer's better that way! Eh? | | | | -- A, like, Tribute to the Great White | \ North, eh? Beauty! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;