Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Rotten wood cannot be carved. \ | | \ -- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;