Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that \ | God told him that he would die unless | | he | | | | received $20 million by March, God's | | lawyers have stated that their client | | has | | | | not spoken with Roberts for several | | years. Off the record, God has stated | | that | | | | "If I had wanted to ice the little | | toad, I would have done it a long time | | ago." | | | \ -- Dennis Miller, SNL News / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;