Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Most non-Catholics know that the \ | Catholic schools are rendering a | | greater service to our nation than the | | public schools in which subversive | | textbooks have been used, in which | | Communist-minded teachers have taught, | | and from whose classrooms Christ and | | even God Himself are barred. | | | | -- from "Our Sunday Visitor", an | \ American-Catholic newspaper, 1949 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;