Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Something mysterious is formed, born \ | in the silent void. Waiting alone and | | unmoving, it is at once still and yet | | in constant motion. It is the source of | | all programs. I do not know its name, | | so I will call it the Tao of | | Programming. | | | | If the Tao is great, then the operating | | system is great. If the operating | | system is great, then the compiler is | | great. If the compiler is greater, then | | the applications is great. The user is | | pleased and there is harmony in the | | world. | | | | The Tao of Programming flows far away | | and returns on the wind of morning. | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;