Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If I had done everything I'm credited \ | with, I'd be speaking to you from a | | laboratory jar at Harvard. | | | | -- Frank Sinatra | | | | AS USUAL, YOUR INFORMATION STINKS. | | | | -- Frank Sinatra, telegram to "Time" | \ magazine / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;