Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / We don't understand the software, and \ | sometimes we don't understand the | | hardware, but we can *___see* the | \ blinking lights! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;