Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When in this world the headlines read \ | Of those whose hearts are filled with | | greed Who rob and steal from those who | | need The cry goes up with blinding | | speed for Underdog (UNDERDOG!) Underdog | | (UNDERDOG!) Speed of lightning, roar of | | thunder Fighting all who rob or plunder | | Underdog (ah-ah-ah-ah) Underdog | \ UNDERDOG! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;