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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, \
| taking a cold bath and a long walk with |
| an empty stomach and otherwise          |
| mortifying the flesh. They then point   |
| with pride to these practices as the    |
| cause of their sturdy health and ripe   |
| years; the truth being that they are    |
| hearty and old, not because of their    |
| habits, but in spite of them. The       |
| reason we find only robust persons      |
| doing this thing is that it has killed  |
| all the others who have tried it.       |
|                                         |
| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's         |
\ Dictionary"                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;