Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Certain old men prefer to rise at dawn, \ | taking a cold bath and a long walk with | | an empty stomach and otherwise | | mortifying the flesh. They then point | | with pride to these practices as the | | cause of their sturdy health and ripe | | years; the truth being that they are | | hearty and old, not because of their | | habits, but in spite of them. The | | reason we find only robust persons | | doing this thing is that it has killed | | all the others who have tried it. | | | | -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's | \ Dictionary" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;