Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The rights and interests of the \ | laboring man will be protected and | | cared for not by our labor agitators, | | but by the Christian men to whom God in | | his infinite wisdom has given control | | of property interests of the country, | | and upon the successful management of | | which so much remains. | | | | -- George F. Baer, railroad | \ industrialist / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;