Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Subtlety \ | | | The ancients did not seek to rule | | people with knowledge, But to help them | | become natural. It is difficult for | | knowledgeable people to become natural. | | To use law to control a nation weakens | | the nation. But to use nature to | | control a nation strengthens the | | nation. Understanding these two paths | | is understanding subtlety; Subtlety | | runs deep, ranges wide, Resolves | | confusion and preserves peace. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;