Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / p.s. - i'm about *this* close to \ | running around in the server room with | | a pair of bolt cutters, and a large | | wooden mallet, laughing like a maniac | | and cutting everything i can fit the | | bolt cutters around. and whacking that | | which i cannot. so if i seem | | semi-incoherent, or just really | | *really* nasty at times, please forgive | | me. stress is not a pretty thing. };P | | | \ -- Phillip R. Jaenke / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;