Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / alta, v: To change; make or become \ | different; modify. ansa, v: A spoken or | | written reply, as to a question. baa, | | n: A place people meet to have a few | | drinks. Baaston, n: The capital of | | Massachusetts. baaba, n: One whose | | business is to cut or trim hair or | | beards. beea, n: An alcoholic beverage | | brewed from malt and hops, often | | | | found in baas. caaa, n: An automobile. | | centa, n: A point around which | | something revolves; axis. (Or | | | | someone involved with the Knicks.) | | chouda, n: A thick seafood soup, often | | in a milk base. dada, n: Information, | | esp. information organized for analysis | | or | | | | computation. | | | \ -- Massachewsetts Unabridged Dictionary / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;