Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / EARTH \ | | | smog | bricks | | | | AIR -- mud -- FIRE soda water | tequila | | | \ WATER / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;