Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The best thing for being sad," \ | replied Merlin, beginning to puff and | | blow, "is to learn something. That's | | the only thing that never fails. You | | may grow old and trembling in your | | anatomies, you may lie awake at night | | listening to the disorder of your | | veins, you may miss your only love, you | | may see the world about you devastated | | by evil lunatics, or know your honour | | trampled in the sewers of baser minds. | | There is only one thing for it then -- | | to learn. Learn why the world wags and | | what wags it. That is the only thing | | which the mind can never exhaust, never | | alienate, never be tortured by, never | | fear or distrust, and never dream of | | regretting. Learning is the only thing | | for you. Look what a lot of things | | there are to learn." | | | | -- T. H. White, "The Once and Future | \ King" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;