Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cultivate Harmony \ | | | Cultivate harmony within yourself, and | | harmony becomes real; Cultivate harmony | | within your family, and harmony becomes | | fertile; Cultivate harmony within your | | community, and harmony becomes | | abundant; Cultivate harmony within your | | culture, and harmony becomes enduring; | | Cultivate harmony within the world, and | | harmony becomes ubiquitous. Live with a | | person to understand that person; Live | | with a family to understand that | | family; Live with a community to | | understand that community; Live with a | | culture to understand that culture; | | Live with the world to understand the | | world. How can I live with the world? | | By accepting. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;