Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A woman physician has made the \ | statement that smoking is neither | | physically defective nor morally | | degrading, and that nicotine, even when | | indulged to in excess, is less harmful | | than excessive petting." | | | \ -- Purdue Exponent, Jan 16, 1925 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;