Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / We all know Linux is great... it does \ | infinite loops in 5 seconds. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;