Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The `loner' may be respected, but he is \ | always resented by his colleagues, for | | he seems to be passing a critical | | judgment on them, when he may be simply | | making a limiting statement about | | himself. | | | \ -- Sidney Harris / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;