Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The only real game in the world, I \ | think, is baseball... You've got to | | start way down, at the bottom, when | | you're six or seven years old. You | | can't wait until you're fifteen or | | sixteen. You've got to let it grow up | | with you, and if you're successful and | | you try hard enough, you're bound to | | come out on top, just like these boys | | have come to the top now. | | | | -- Babe Ruth, in his 1948 farewell | \ speech at Yankee Stadium / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;