Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not \ | thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get | | thee to a nunnery -- go! | | | \ -- Mark "The Bard" Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;