Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / interlard - vt., to intersperse; \ | diversify | | | | -- Webster's New World Dictionary Of | \ The American Language / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;