Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The final delusion is the belief that \ | one has lost all delusions. | | | \ -- Maurice Chapelain, "Main courante" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;