Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I heard a definition of an \ | intellectual, that I thought was very | | interesting: a man who takes more words | | than are necessary to tell more than he | | knows. | | | \ -- Dwight D. Eisenhower / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;