Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A computer lets you make more mistakes \ | faster than any other invention, with | | the possible exceptions of handguns and | | Tequilla. | | | \ -- Mitch Ratcliffe / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;