Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If God had wanted us to be concerned \ | for the plight of the toads, he would | | have made them cute and furry. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;