Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Down-Nesting: \ | | | The tendency of parents to move to | | smaller, guest-room-free houses after | | the children have moved away so as to | | avoid children aged 20 to 30 who have | | boomeranged home. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | \ Tales for an Accelerated / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;