Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The grand leap of the whale up the Fall \ | of Niagara is esteemed, by all who have | | seen it, as one of the finest | | spectacles in nature. | | | \ -- Benjamin Franklin. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;