Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The young lady had an unusual list, \ | Linked in part to a structural | \ weakness. She set no preconditions. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;