Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "If you understand what you're doing, \ | you're not learning anything." | | | \ -- A. L. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;