Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / 'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' \ | contains parentheses. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710211647.JAA17957@wall.org> / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;