Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Life is like bein' on a mule team. \ | Unless you're the lead mule, all the | \ scenery looks about the same. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;