Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A shy teenage boy finally worked up \ | the nerve to give a gift to Madonna, a | | young puppy. It hitched its waggin' to | \ a star. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;