Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The last time I saw him he was walking \ | down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. | | | \ -- Fred Allen / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;