Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / War is like love, it always finds a \ | way. | | | \ -- Bertolt Brecht, "Mother Courage" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;