Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You should not use your fireplace, \ | because scientists now believe that, | | contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces | | actually remove heat from houses. | | Really, that's what scientists believe. | | In fact many scientists actually use | | their fireplaces to cool their houses | | in the summer. If you visit a | | scientist's house on a sultry August | | day, you'll find a cheerful fire | | roaring on the hearth and the scientist | | sitting nearby, remarking on how cool | | he is and drinking heavily. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;