Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This restaurant was advertising \ | breakfast any time. So I ordered french | | toast in the renaissance. | | | \ -- Steven Wright, comedian / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;