Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /I really don't want much at \ | all... Just a kind word, an | | | | attractive woman, and UNLIMITED | \ BANDWIDTH!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;