Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ever Onward! Ever Onward! That's the \ | sprit that has brought us fame. We're | | big but bigger we will be, We can't | | fail for all can see, that to serve | | humanity Has been our aim. Our products | | now are known in every zone. Our | | reputation sparkles like a gem. We've | | fought our way thru And new fields | | we're sure to conquer, too For the Ever | | Onward IBM! | | | | -- Ever Onward, from the 1940 IBM | \ Songbook / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;